1 00:00:09,431 --> 00:00:11,931 Well, now then, 2 00:00:11,933 --> 00:00:13,833 The great day dawns. 3 00:00:13,835 --> 00:00:15,402 Absolutely. You know, kilwillie, 4 00:00:15,404 --> 00:00:16,969 I have this strange feeling. 5 00:00:16,971 --> 00:00:19,672 - Not ill, are you? - Sweating palms, palpitations, 6 00:00:19,674 --> 00:00:21,341 Inability to concentrate, 7 00:00:21,343 --> 00:00:22,608 Uncontrollable shaking. 8 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:24,544 Nothing out of the ordinary there then. 9 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,413 Absolutely not! Come on! 10 00:00:28,816 --> 00:00:30,850 Ahh... 11 00:00:30,852 --> 00:00:32,585 My beauty. 12 00:00:32,587 --> 00:00:36,456 My lagganmore peculiar, come home at last. 13 00:00:36,458 --> 00:00:38,358 I've tried to take care of her for you. 14 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,993 I'm very grateful. You'll get a reward, don't worry. 15 00:00:40,995 --> 00:00:44,397 - Come on. It's almost time. - Is it safe? 16 00:00:44,399 --> 00:00:47,767 Molly's out in the real world, no sign of archie at all. ( laughs ) 17 00:00:50,738 --> 00:00:53,739 - What was that? - What? What? 18 00:00:53,741 --> 00:00:55,241 Come on! 19 00:01:06,654 --> 00:01:09,355 Gently! Gently. 20 00:01:36,985 --> 00:01:38,884 Just think, 21 00:01:38,886 --> 00:01:42,955 When you set this wondrous malt aside to mature, 22 00:01:42,957 --> 00:01:44,824 All those years ago. 23 00:01:44,826 --> 00:01:46,993 30 years ago to the day. 24 00:01:46,995 --> 00:01:48,595 30 years. 25 00:01:48,597 --> 00:01:51,931 When i was as debonair as cary grant, 26 00:01:51,933 --> 00:01:54,700 And my forehead was a mass of golden curls. 27 00:01:54,702 --> 00:01:55,935 That was a very long time ago. 28 00:01:57,506 --> 00:01:58,538 Don't forget. 29 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:00,473 Not a word about this to anyone, 30 00:02:00,475 --> 00:02:02,542 Especially you-Know-Who. 31 00:02:02,544 --> 00:02:04,710 Just hold it right there. 32 00:02:06,814 --> 00:02:08,881 Don't even think about it! 33 00:02:54,729 --> 00:02:56,862 So... 34 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:58,464 Is there anything special 35 00:02:58,466 --> 00:03:00,366 About this lagganmore peculiar? 36 00:03:00,368 --> 00:03:03,369 You mean apart from being extremely valuab— 37 00:03:03,371 --> 00:03:05,672 Nothing special at all! 38 00:03:05,674 --> 00:03:07,940 If that's the case, why are you being so shifty? 39 00:03:07,942 --> 00:03:10,677 - Ah, fair point. - Will you be quiet? 40 00:03:10,679 --> 00:03:13,246 Anyone would think you'd drunk a pint of it already! 41 00:03:14,316 --> 00:03:16,048 Right. 42 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:19,219 I think i'm going to confiscate this, pending further inquiries. 43 00:03:19,221 --> 00:03:21,321 You can't, it's mine! I'm head of the family! 44 00:03:21,323 --> 00:03:24,390 And i am the laird. It's my responsibility to make the most 45 00:03:24,392 --> 00:03:26,593 Of the estate's assets, whatever they are. 46 00:03:26,595 --> 00:03:28,828 Is nothing sacred? You've flogged everything, 47 00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:31,097 Including most of my wine! Finders keepers! 48 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:32,532 Losers weepers! 49 00:03:36,538 --> 00:03:38,904 Possession is nine-Tenths of the law. 50 00:03:38,906 --> 00:03:42,007 Whiskey's meant for drinking, damn it! 51 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:44,477 I'm not gonna take this lying down, kilwillie, 52 00:03:44,479 --> 00:03:46,246 Oh, dear me, no. 53 00:03:47,482 --> 00:03:49,215 Chocks away, chaps. 54 00:03:51,986 --> 00:03:53,653 Have you seen this? 55 00:03:53,655 --> 00:03:55,355 Don't tell me. 56 00:03:55,357 --> 00:03:57,923 Queen victoria has just bought a bungalow 57 00:03:57,925 --> 00:03:59,892 In a place called balmoral? 58 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:02,762 If we don't stop archie doing this, 59 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:04,830 You and me are finished, son. 60 00:04:07,034 --> 00:04:09,001 But, golly, we've known for ages 61 00:04:09,003 --> 00:04:12,272 That archie was gonna hire another sad schmuck to work in here. 62 00:04:12,274 --> 00:04:14,140 That was to run the visitor center. 63 00:04:14,142 --> 00:04:15,408 This is something else. 64 00:04:15,410 --> 00:04:16,509 "head ranger"? 65 00:04:16,511 --> 00:04:17,977 Head ranger. 66 00:04:17,979 --> 00:04:19,512 Seems to me that title 67 00:04:19,514 --> 00:04:21,147 Carries certain implications. 68 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:23,616 Yeah, like he's gonna head... 69 00:04:23,618 --> 00:04:26,286 Well... The ranges. 70 00:04:26,288 --> 00:04:28,821 Those ranges are mine... 71 00:04:28,823 --> 00:04:31,056 And have been for the last 20 years. 72 00:04:32,761 --> 00:04:36,028 This is the end of the old order. 73 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:37,297 Maybe me with it. 74 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:39,131 Oh, golly, don't be daft. 75 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:40,900 You'd better believe it, lass. 76 00:04:40,902 --> 00:04:43,403 He's got to be stopped. 77 00:04:43,405 --> 00:04:45,371 Well, as long as you don't expect any help 78 00:04:45,373 --> 00:04:47,139 From albert einstein there. 79 00:04:51,346 --> 00:04:52,978 Duncan! 80 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:55,315 Do you not realize how serious this is? 81 00:04:55,317 --> 00:04:57,784 Our whole future's under threat here. 82 00:04:57,786 --> 00:05:00,553 You're supposed to be a man, not a stupid boy! 83 00:05:00,555 --> 00:05:02,622 Now grow up! 84 00:05:02,624 --> 00:05:05,191 Act your age! 85 00:05:11,132 --> 00:05:13,232 Leave your names on your paintings, 86 00:05:13,234 --> 00:05:15,234 Otherwise i've no idea whose they are. 87 00:05:15,236 --> 00:05:16,869 Miss, miss... 88 00:05:16,871 --> 00:05:19,739 - What are you doing here? - Sorry. Is it a bad time? 89 00:05:19,741 --> 00:05:22,041 Uh... No. 90 00:05:23,311 --> 00:05:24,510 How've you been? 91 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:26,779 Yeah, you know, all right. 92 00:05:26,781 --> 00:05:28,514 Have you spoken to justine yet? 93 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:29,682 No. 94 00:05:31,152 --> 00:05:33,386 Anyway, have you seen the advert 95 00:05:33,388 --> 00:05:34,620 For the new job? 96 00:05:34,622 --> 00:05:35,888 Uh-Huh. 97 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,890 Would you give me a hand with the interviews? 98 00:05:37,892 --> 00:05:39,892 Yeah, sure. 99 00:05:39,894 --> 00:05:41,193 Great. 100 00:05:41,195 --> 00:05:43,863 I need someone to help me outvote my father, 101 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,666 'cause he's bound to want the wrong person. 102 00:05:46,668 --> 00:05:48,167 I better go. 103 00:05:48,169 --> 00:05:50,002 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 104 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:51,637 Why don't you come around later? 105 00:05:51,639 --> 00:05:53,072 We can talk about it. 106 00:05:53,074 --> 00:05:54,774 And i'll even make you some supper. 107 00:05:54,776 --> 00:05:56,843 Oh, that'd be great. Yeah. 108 00:05:58,279 --> 00:05:59,612 See you later. 109 00:05:59,614 --> 00:06:01,547 Okay, i'll see you later. 110 00:06:46,327 --> 00:06:49,729 Aaaah! 111 00:06:49,731 --> 00:06:51,597 Whoo-Hoo! 112 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:53,699 Whoo— whoa, whoa, whoa! 113 00:07:09,784 --> 00:07:12,117 He's right, you know. 114 00:07:12,119 --> 00:07:14,386 I'm no good to man nor beast. 115 00:07:14,388 --> 00:07:16,956 Don't be daft, lad! You're great. 116 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,491 At what? 117 00:07:18,493 --> 00:07:21,494 Give me a few hours and i'll think of something. 118 00:07:21,496 --> 00:07:23,395 I'm only joking. 119 00:07:23,397 --> 00:07:26,466 You're good with beasts, with machines, 120 00:07:26,468 --> 00:07:28,400 And you're good with people too. 121 00:07:28,402 --> 00:07:31,103 You're just good to have around, wee man. 122 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:34,373 Do you really think so? 123 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:35,775 Yeah. I mean... 124 00:07:35,777 --> 00:07:37,510 You could really go places, 125 00:07:37,512 --> 00:07:39,345 As long as you believed in yourself. 126 00:07:39,347 --> 00:07:41,113 How can i? Golly doesn't. 127 00:07:41,115 --> 00:07:43,749 Well, show him. And archie. 128 00:07:43,751 --> 00:07:45,718 Yeah, but how? 129 00:08:05,473 --> 00:08:07,106 Hang on! 130 00:08:11,145 --> 00:08:13,078 All right! 131 00:08:14,516 --> 00:08:17,517 Sorry, have you got a minute? 132 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:20,052 Yes, sure. Come in. 133 00:08:20,054 --> 00:08:21,787 It's... 134 00:08:21,789 --> 00:08:24,456 It's about this head ranger. 135 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:26,792 Listen, golly, i want you to know 136 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:29,562 Whoever we appoint won't have anything to do with you. 137 00:08:29,564 --> 00:08:31,063 Okay? 138 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:32,532 Right. 139 00:08:32,534 --> 00:08:34,800 I mean, you'll still be your own boss, 140 00:08:34,802 --> 00:08:37,003 In charge of the sporting side, 141 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:38,905 And then the ranger will look after hikers, 142 00:08:38,907 --> 00:08:40,773 Climbers, trails, things like that. 143 00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:43,609 Mm-Hmm. 144 00:08:43,611 --> 00:08:47,446 You'll both be reporting to me separately. 145 00:08:47,448 --> 00:08:49,582 Yes, yes. 146 00:08:49,584 --> 00:08:51,183 Well, unless... 147 00:08:51,185 --> 00:08:52,618 Unless what? 148 00:08:54,221 --> 00:08:56,121 Unless i get the job myself. 149 00:08:56,123 --> 00:08:59,224 You'll have my application by the end of the day. 150 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:06,899 Golly? 151 00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:07,833 Golly. 152 00:09:11,439 --> 00:09:14,006 Archie. 153 00:09:14,008 --> 00:09:16,042 Mother, i need your help. 154 00:09:20,147 --> 00:09:21,180 Ah, golly, 155 00:09:21,182 --> 00:09:22,915 A moment of your valuable time. 156 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,617 You've just been with archie? 157 00:09:24,619 --> 00:09:25,785 Uh-Huh. 158 00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:28,253 Did you notice, um... 159 00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:30,222 Was there any sign of, uh... 160 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:32,224 That'll cost you. 161 00:09:32,226 --> 00:09:33,425 What? 162 00:09:33,427 --> 00:09:34,727 Oh. Very well. 163 00:09:34,729 --> 00:09:36,295 Hector, behave yourself. 164 00:09:36,297 --> 00:09:39,632 - I'm talking favors, right? - A gentleman's agreement? 165 00:09:39,634 --> 00:09:40,967 - Uh-Huh. - Splendid! 166 00:09:40,969 --> 00:09:42,868 Whatever you say. 167 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:43,903 Well? 168 00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:46,772 It's in his room. Under the wee table. 169 00:10:02,657 --> 00:10:04,890 It's locked. 170 00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:20,172 Lex, would you post this for me, please? 171 00:10:20,174 --> 00:10:21,741 Sure. 172 00:10:21,743 --> 00:10:24,209 How is she? 173 00:10:24,211 --> 00:10:25,711 I don't know. 174 00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:27,947 It's just a few things she left behind. 175 00:10:29,483 --> 00:10:32,084 Oh, and i won't be in for supper tonight either. 176 00:10:32,086 --> 00:10:34,486 And whose table will you be plunking your feet under? 177 00:10:34,488 --> 00:10:37,123 I've got a few things to talk over with... 178 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:40,026 - With katrina. - Oh, this week's model. 179 00:10:40,028 --> 00:10:41,326 You don't waste much time. 180 00:10:41,328 --> 00:10:43,629 Just what point is it you're trying to make? 181 00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:46,565 Oh, give me a break! You're hardly beyond one brokenhearted lassie, 182 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,834 And you've got your philandering claws into the next. 183 00:10:48,836 --> 00:10:52,571 - It is a perfectly innocent business meeting. - Come on! 184 00:10:52,573 --> 00:10:55,808 If you're prepared to stomach that one's cooking, then it must be serious. 185 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:57,209 Lexie. 186 00:10:57,211 --> 00:10:58,477 I hope it chokes you. 187 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,992 Oh, aye. 188 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:15,161 Who's away with my ax? 189 00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:51,530 Hi. 190 00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:53,032 You look nice. 191 00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:55,701 So do you. 192 00:11:55,703 --> 00:11:58,537 - Come in. - Yes. Thank you. 193 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:05,878 Ah, hector, have you seen golly? 194 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:09,215 Oh, right. 195 00:12:18,226 --> 00:12:21,293 There's still some tunabake, if you're still hungry. 196 00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:22,494 No, no. 197 00:12:22,496 --> 00:12:24,897 I'm fine, thanks. It was... 198 00:12:24,899 --> 00:12:26,165 It was very filling. 199 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,800 Is that your way of saying 200 00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:29,534 "no, thanks, it was really crap"? 201 00:12:29,536 --> 00:12:31,804 Let's get one thing straight— 202 00:12:31,806 --> 00:12:34,106 I'm completely useless in the kitchen. 203 00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:36,308 Pretty sensational elsewhere in the house? 204 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,744 Archie macdonald! That is not 205 00:12:38,746 --> 00:12:40,545 The remark of a gentleman! 206 00:12:40,547 --> 00:12:42,447 Sorry. Terrible thing to say. 207 00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:44,516 Must be the— the drink talking. 208 00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,556 You know, when you smile like that, sunny jim... 209 00:12:51,558 --> 00:12:53,893 Gives you a retching feeling in the pit of your stomach. 210 00:13:06,908 --> 00:13:09,175 - We'd better stop. - Why? 211 00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:11,376 'cause you're pouring chianti onto my lap. 212 00:13:11,378 --> 00:13:12,678 Oh, sorry! 213 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,048 All right. 214 00:13:16,050 --> 00:13:17,616 Sorry. 215 00:13:17,618 --> 00:13:19,651 I'll just go and clean up, 216 00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:20,786 Okay? 217 00:13:20,788 --> 00:13:22,387 Sorry. 218 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:27,793 Come on, boys, come on. 219 00:13:27,795 --> 00:13:29,361 Lovely evening, isn't it? 220 00:13:29,363 --> 00:13:31,697 Aye it is, molly, it is. 221 00:13:31,699 --> 00:13:33,966 Would you like a beer? 222 00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:35,667 Oh, no thanks. 223 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,236 It always makes me fart. 224 00:13:37,238 --> 00:13:39,939 Can't have flatulence amongst the ruling classes, can we? 225 00:13:39,941 --> 00:13:41,807 That would never do. 226 00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:44,476 - Must be my age. - ( dog whines ) 227 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,578 It is sad, isn't it, golly, 228 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:49,048 When one can't do the things one used to? 229 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:52,351 I suppose it is. Like? 230 00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:56,088 Well, i knew that hector and i would be lost without archie. 231 00:13:56,090 --> 00:13:58,290 Such good judgment for one so young. 232 00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:00,726 Och, well, he's had good training. 233 00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:04,063 Much of it from you, golly, we all know that. 234 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:07,233 And i know how he values your work as head gillie. 235 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:11,370 Let's hope he finds someone half as good for this ranger thing. 236 00:14:12,974 --> 00:14:15,274 Molly, now you've come to mention it— 237 00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,476 And then what a great team he'll have, eh? 238 00:14:17,478 --> 00:14:20,079 Maturity and experience on one hand, 239 00:14:20,081 --> 00:14:22,848 Youthful drive and energy on the other. 240 00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:25,184 Aye. 241 00:14:25,186 --> 00:14:27,552 And we can't be good at everything, can we? 242 00:14:27,554 --> 00:14:29,421 No. 243 00:14:29,423 --> 00:14:32,091 Oh, listen to me rabbitting on. 244 00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:34,860 Well, i've enjoyed our little chat. 245 00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,262 No problem. 246 00:14:36,264 --> 00:14:38,264 Molly... 247 00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:43,035 If archie thinks i'm too old for this job, 248 00:14:43,037 --> 00:14:46,071 Maybe he just better tell me himself. 249 00:15:14,802 --> 00:15:16,101 Okay? 250 00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,602 Yeah. 251 00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:22,107 There's still some of that wine left, if you want some. 252 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:24,576 No, i think maybe i've had enough. 253 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,745 I've got to drive home in a minute. 254 00:15:26,747 --> 00:15:28,981 Right. 255 00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:34,420 Look, i'm sorry. 256 00:15:34,422 --> 00:15:36,221 Oh, it's no bother. Don't worry. 257 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:37,689 No. 258 00:15:37,691 --> 00:15:39,224 I meant... 259 00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:40,826 Oh, right. 260 00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:43,262 Well, yeah, me too. It's just that— 261 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:44,729 I know. 262 00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:45,931 Too soon. 263 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,899 It wouldn't be fair on her, would it? 264 00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:49,134 Or you. 265 00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:52,037 Don't worry about me, archie. 266 00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:54,273 I can look after myself. 267 00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:56,775 Right. 268 00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,347 I'd better head off then. 269 00:16:04,852 --> 00:16:07,619 - Thanks for supper. It was great. - No, it wasn't. 270 00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:09,788 But thanks for saying so. 271 00:16:10,858 --> 00:16:12,391 I'll see you at the interviews? 272 00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:14,393 Uh-Huh. 273 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:20,432 Bye. 274 00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:18,023 - Oh! - Ah ha! Caught you! 275 00:17:18,025 --> 00:17:20,792 You're not getting any of this whiskey, do you understand? 276 00:17:20,794 --> 00:17:22,528 Tomorrow i'm going to call sotheby's. 277 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,363 - You can't! - And they're gonna sell it 278 00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:27,299 For loads of cash which i'm gonna plow into the estate, 279 00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:30,602 And you are not gonna drink a single drop, okay? 280 00:17:30,604 --> 00:17:32,404 Look, son... 281 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:33,772 I'm an old man. 282 00:17:33,774 --> 00:17:36,542 Very few pleasures left. 283 00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:38,210 Have a heart. 284 00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:40,412 I don't have one. So go away, 285 00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:43,182 And leave me and my barrel alone to sleep in peace. 286 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,718 Rotter! 287 00:18:38,071 --> 00:18:40,606 Whoa... Argh! 288 00:18:40,608 --> 00:18:43,675 It's just a thought, you know with all this stuff going on— 289 00:18:43,677 --> 00:18:44,943 Oh, no. You did right. 290 00:18:44,945 --> 00:18:46,845 Thought we'd better check it out. 291 00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:49,181 You've not put a foot wrong these past months. 292 00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:50,749 Yeah? 293 00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:53,685 In fact, i think you're ready for a fresh challenge. 294 00:18:53,687 --> 00:18:55,454 That's just what lexie was saying. 295 00:18:55,456 --> 00:18:58,290 Listen, i'm sorry if i spoke harsh words to you. 296 00:18:58,292 --> 00:19:00,091 That was completely out of order. 297 00:19:00,093 --> 00:19:01,926 Oh, no. No bother, golly. 298 00:19:01,928 --> 00:19:03,928 I'm just glad you think i'm up to this new job. 299 00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:05,364 Huh? 300 00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,699 What— hey, come here, come here. 301 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:10,602 What do you mean, new job? 302 00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:11,870 Huh? 303 00:19:11,872 --> 00:19:14,739 Well, you're— you're not suggesting— 304 00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:16,708 You're not suggesting you've applied 305 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:19,778 For the ranger's job? You can't do that! 306 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,381 - Can't i? - That's my job. 307 00:19:22,383 --> 00:19:26,552 I'm talking about you taking over as the gillie! 308 00:19:26,554 --> 00:19:28,119 Oh. 309 00:19:35,329 --> 00:19:36,861 C'mon. 310 00:20:00,321 --> 00:20:01,687 Morning. 311 00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:04,256 Or is it afternoon? 312 00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:06,491 Have you got eyes on the top of your head? 313 00:20:06,493 --> 00:20:09,261 Who needs them? Heard you coming about 10 minutes ago. 314 00:20:09,263 --> 00:20:11,062 If your eyes are as good as your ears, 315 00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:12,564 You'll know you're trespassing. 316 00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:15,467 And you must know there's no such enforceable offense 317 00:20:15,469 --> 00:20:17,236 In scottish law. 318 00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:25,277 I'm sorry. Shall we start again? 319 00:20:27,348 --> 00:20:28,880 I'm fergal maclure. 320 00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,081 You must be— 321 00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,917 Camping without permission, disturbing the wildlife, 322 00:20:32,919 --> 00:20:34,853 As well as posing a fire risk. 323 00:20:34,855 --> 00:20:35,987 Golly! 324 00:20:35,989 --> 00:20:37,822 Look! He's got a chopper! 325 00:20:37,824 --> 00:20:39,458 Same make and everything. 326 00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:42,628 Don't tell me. Is threatening behavior towards twigs 327 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:44,763 Another offense in your statute book, 328 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,798 Golly? 329 00:20:51,338 --> 00:20:53,605 Hector, there's no need to hang around. 330 00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:55,540 I can do these by myself. 331 00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,409 You got them round the wrong way last time. 332 00:20:57,411 --> 00:20:58,810 The imperial set hang there, 333 00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:00,145 The royal set hang there. 334 00:21:00,147 --> 00:21:02,147 And be careful, they're my pride and joy. 335 00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:05,717 I'm watching you. 336 00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:08,420 Oh, i've stopped all that silly nonsense. 337 00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:10,455 Oh, archie, i must talk to you about golly. 338 00:21:10,457 --> 00:21:11,590 Archie. 339 00:21:11,592 --> 00:21:13,792 There's someone here for you to see. 340 00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:17,362 - Who's that? - This guy that's been nicking all the stuff. 341 00:21:17,364 --> 00:21:18,664 Him. 342 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,165 Fergal! How're you doing? 343 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,601 How's it going, archie? Listen, sorry about this. 344 00:21:22,603 --> 00:21:24,836 Wait a minute. You two know one another? 345 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,839 Yeah. Fergal's applied for the job. 346 00:21:27,841 --> 00:21:30,942 He asked if he could spend a couple of days on the estate, 347 00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:32,911 Look around, get to know the place better. 348 00:21:32,913 --> 00:21:34,313 I see. 349 00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:39,217 Yeah, fergal, i'll catch up with you later. 350 00:21:39,219 --> 00:21:41,553 Yeah, sure. No problem. 351 00:21:43,691 --> 00:21:46,257 I know, i'm sorry, i should have said something. 352 00:21:46,259 --> 00:21:49,127 It's just that— you know— with all that's going on— 353 00:21:49,129 --> 00:21:50,295 Better late than never. 354 00:21:51,432 --> 00:21:52,931 Right. 355 00:21:52,933 --> 00:21:55,467 Well, if you'll excuse me, i've... 356 00:21:55,469 --> 00:21:56,968 An important phone call to make. 357 00:21:58,706 --> 00:21:59,738 Archie! 358 00:22:04,545 --> 00:22:05,944 Oh! 359 00:22:05,946 --> 00:22:08,046 It's about tomorrow's interview. 360 00:22:08,048 --> 00:22:09,113 Yeah? 361 00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:10,982 Well, i just wanted to make it clear 362 00:22:10,984 --> 00:22:14,753 That... I'm definitely going ahead with my application. 363 00:22:14,755 --> 00:22:16,020 You are? 364 00:22:16,022 --> 00:22:18,957 Archie, it's too good an opportunity to miss. 365 00:22:20,561 --> 00:22:22,927 Uh, golly... 366 00:22:22,929 --> 00:22:25,797 Golly, have you— have you thought about this? 367 00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:28,933 I've thought about it very carefully, archie. 368 00:22:28,935 --> 00:22:30,335 And you're happy to go up 369 00:22:30,337 --> 00:22:32,971 Against the likes of fergal and duncan? 370 00:22:32,973 --> 00:22:35,106 I know that there are some who think i'm just... 371 00:22:35,108 --> 00:22:36,842 A wee bit too long in the tooth for it. 372 00:22:36,844 --> 00:22:37,843 No. 373 00:22:37,845 --> 00:22:39,678 I'm sure a sensible chap like you 374 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,413 Appreciates the value of experience. 375 00:22:41,415 --> 00:22:42,414 Absolutely, yeah. 376 00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:43,582 As well as the provisions 377 00:22:43,584 --> 00:22:47,285 Of the equal opportunities act of 1992. 378 00:22:47,287 --> 00:22:49,153 I'll see you in the morning. 379 00:23:01,602 --> 00:23:03,568 Hector! 380 00:23:06,273 --> 00:23:07,873 Where are you? 381 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:10,542 I think you need your head examined. 382 00:23:10,544 --> 00:23:12,411 If you know what i mean. 383 00:23:12,413 --> 00:23:13,512 Hector? 384 00:23:15,282 --> 00:23:17,148 Hector. 385 00:23:17,150 --> 00:23:18,817 Hector? 386 00:23:18,819 --> 00:23:20,585 Kilwillie's on the phone. 387 00:23:20,587 --> 00:23:23,522 Wants to know if the fox has left his den yet, 388 00:23:23,524 --> 00:23:25,524 Whatever that means. 389 00:23:26,727 --> 00:23:28,727 Hector? 390 00:23:30,063 --> 00:23:31,830 Hector? 391 00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:33,799 That's right, lagganmore peculiar. 392 00:23:33,801 --> 00:23:35,534 In a sealed cask. 393 00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:38,570 Well, i was wondering 394 00:23:38,572 --> 00:23:41,372 If you might be able to auction it for me. 395 00:23:41,374 --> 00:23:43,341 Good. 396 00:23:43,343 --> 00:23:44,976 How much? 397 00:23:44,978 --> 00:23:46,645 Really? 398 00:23:46,647 --> 00:23:48,513 That's amazing! 399 00:23:48,515 --> 00:23:50,782 Hang on, i'll just check the thing. 400 00:23:57,324 --> 00:23:58,657 Father! 401 00:24:01,562 --> 00:24:04,596 Father! 402 00:24:04,598 --> 00:24:07,298 Where are you? I know you're here somewhere! 403 00:24:16,643 --> 00:24:18,376 Father. 404 00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:39,030 Where is it? 405 00:24:39,032 --> 00:24:40,599 - What? - The barrel. 406 00:24:40,601 --> 00:24:42,233 - What barrel? - You know what barrel. 407 00:24:42,235 --> 00:24:43,935 I don't know what you're talking about. 408 00:24:43,937 --> 00:24:45,136 - You took it. - I didn't. 409 00:24:45,138 --> 00:24:46,505 There's no point denying it. 410 00:24:46,507 --> 00:24:48,072 I did not! All right, 411 00:24:48,074 --> 00:24:49,073 If i've got it, 412 00:24:49,075 --> 00:24:50,308 Where is it now then? 413 00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:07,158 Ah ha! 414 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,093 Another conspirator, eh? 415 00:25:10,397 --> 00:25:13,164 So, you agreed to be the getaway in the heist, 416 00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,667 In return for my father's vote at tomorrow's interviews. 417 00:25:15,669 --> 00:25:17,135 Eh? 418 00:25:17,137 --> 00:25:19,604 I'm surprised at you, duncan. 419 00:25:19,606 --> 00:25:21,873 Surprised and disappointed. 420 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:25,810 No, no, listen, boss, i can explain! 421 00:25:25,812 --> 00:25:27,546 It was on the lift when it came down. 422 00:25:27,548 --> 00:25:29,047 I was just trying to help! 423 00:26:01,481 --> 00:26:03,281 What is it, badger? 424 00:26:03,283 --> 00:26:04,282 Oh. 425 00:26:04,284 --> 00:26:05,650 Kilwillie? 426 00:26:05,652 --> 00:26:06,651 Hello? 427 00:26:06,653 --> 00:26:08,086 - Kilwillie! - Yes! 428 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:10,855 Ah. The fox has gone to earth, 429 00:26:10,857 --> 00:26:13,692 Having dug himself a rather deeper den. 430 00:26:13,694 --> 00:26:15,093 Plan "b," i think. 431 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,294 I understand. 432 00:26:16,296 --> 00:26:18,262 Into the starting gate first thing tomorrow. 433 00:26:18,264 --> 00:26:19,998 Roger wilco. Over and out. 434 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,365 Over and out. 435 00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,068 Thank you, badger. 436 00:27:15,588 --> 00:27:17,022 Hi. 437 00:27:17,024 --> 00:27:18,657 Hi. 438 00:27:18,659 --> 00:27:20,625 Sorry, i hope i didn't startle you. 439 00:27:20,627 --> 00:27:22,393 Having a nice paddle? 440 00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:25,596 Well, you're not gonna believe this, but... 441 00:27:25,598 --> 00:27:28,366 I'm actually looking for freshwater crayfish. 442 00:27:28,368 --> 00:27:29,701 That's a new one. 443 00:27:29,703 --> 00:27:31,169 You should try further down. 444 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:33,404 I had my school kids looking for them last week. 445 00:27:33,406 --> 00:27:35,073 There's a dipper there, too. 446 00:27:35,075 --> 00:27:36,307 A bird? 447 00:27:36,309 --> 00:27:37,909 Lovely wee thing. 448 00:27:39,046 --> 00:27:41,312 Yeah, but better insulated than homo sapiens. 449 00:27:42,683 --> 00:27:45,516 I'm freezing. Do you mind? 450 00:27:45,518 --> 00:27:47,218 I'm sorry? 451 00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:48,653 Well... 452 00:27:49,723 --> 00:27:51,355 It's just that... 453 00:27:51,357 --> 00:27:52,390 I'm not... 454 00:27:52,392 --> 00:27:54,225 Oh! Sorry. 455 00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:57,461 Why should i? 456 00:27:57,463 --> 00:27:59,463 I mean... 457 00:27:59,465 --> 00:28:00,665 It is a free country. 458 00:28:01,735 --> 00:28:03,534 Ah, please. 459 00:28:03,536 --> 00:28:06,037 What would you do if i didn't? 460 00:28:09,676 --> 00:28:11,943 Okay! I get your point! 461 00:28:29,863 --> 00:28:32,197 But how am i supposed to get up there? 462 00:28:32,199 --> 00:28:34,766 Use your imagination. Get a ladder! 463 00:28:34,768 --> 00:28:36,667 - I'll get vertigo. - Don't be ridiculous! 464 00:28:36,669 --> 00:28:38,203 Pull yourself together! Whoa! 465 00:28:38,205 --> 00:28:40,605 Hector... Kilwillie, 466 00:28:40,607 --> 00:28:42,440 Excuse us a second. 467 00:28:46,346 --> 00:28:49,114 It's time, hector. 468 00:28:49,116 --> 00:28:51,082 Time? Time for what? 469 00:28:51,084 --> 00:28:52,316 What do you know? 470 00:28:52,318 --> 00:28:55,519 Time for you to repay that wee favor you owe me. 471 00:28:55,521 --> 00:28:56,855 What? 472 00:28:56,857 --> 00:28:58,890 Ah. Yes. 473 00:28:58,892 --> 00:29:00,558 I think you know what to do, 474 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,061 Which way your conscience lies. 475 00:29:03,063 --> 00:29:04,362 Quite. 476 00:29:06,233 --> 00:29:07,498 Kilwillie. 477 00:29:08,568 --> 00:29:10,701 What was all that about? 478 00:29:10,703 --> 00:29:13,437 Mind your own business! Now, where were we? 479 00:29:13,439 --> 00:29:15,306 Mission impossible. 480 00:29:15,308 --> 00:29:16,775 Ahhh! 481 00:29:16,777 --> 00:29:18,009 Lexie! 482 00:29:18,011 --> 00:29:19,510 Shush. And this. 483 00:29:21,581 --> 00:29:23,214 You are wearing a suit today, 484 00:29:23,216 --> 00:29:24,949 And that is that! 485 00:29:26,052 --> 00:29:27,852 Do you mind? 486 00:29:29,656 --> 00:29:31,189 Now, when you go in, 487 00:29:31,191 --> 00:29:33,224 Shake them by the hand. 488 00:29:33,226 --> 00:29:35,093 Wish them a good day. 489 00:29:35,095 --> 00:29:37,328 Establish some authority. 490 00:29:38,498 --> 00:29:40,431 And when you talk, 491 00:29:40,433 --> 00:29:42,300 Don't look at your shoes, 492 00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:43,634 But at them. 493 00:29:43,636 --> 00:29:46,537 Maintain eye contact at all times. 494 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:50,708 There. 495 00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:52,844 What do we think about that then? 496 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:58,382 Oh, duncan, you look like a porn star from the 1970's. 497 00:30:03,489 --> 00:30:06,090 I think we might need your help, molly. 498 00:30:20,807 --> 00:30:22,373 When you've got it, 499 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:24,542 Don't let it out of your sight. 500 00:30:26,379 --> 00:30:27,678 Have you got everything? 501 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,847 Map of the house. 502 00:30:28,849 --> 00:30:29,848 Walkie-Talkie. 503 00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:30,982 Rope. 504 00:30:30,984 --> 00:30:32,416 Swiss army penknife. 505 00:30:32,418 --> 00:30:34,085 Jacknight. 506 00:30:34,087 --> 00:30:35,519 Jacknight? 507 00:30:35,521 --> 00:30:37,922 Sorry. I made that bit up. 508 00:30:42,062 --> 00:30:43,694 Hiya. 509 00:30:43,696 --> 00:30:45,163 Good morning, archie. 510 00:30:46,233 --> 00:30:48,733 Down, boys, come on. 511 00:30:48,735 --> 00:30:50,701 Mcknight, come this way, please. 512 00:30:50,703 --> 00:30:52,503 Straight through. 513 00:30:52,505 --> 00:30:53,771 Father. 514 00:30:56,309 --> 00:30:57,675 What are you two doing? 515 00:30:57,677 --> 00:30:59,077 Well? 516 00:30:59,079 --> 00:31:01,312 Definitely not. Eyes too close together, i think. 517 00:31:01,314 --> 00:31:02,313 Testing, testing! 518 00:31:02,315 --> 00:31:03,714 All toys confiscated 519 00:31:03,716 --> 00:31:05,750 For the duration of the interview. 520 00:31:05,752 --> 00:31:07,085 You can't, it's mine! 521 00:31:07,087 --> 00:31:08,486 Give that to me! 522 00:31:08,488 --> 00:31:10,154 Mother. 523 00:31:10,156 --> 00:31:12,357 You had no right to take that— uh... 524 00:31:12,359 --> 00:31:13,657 Molly, if kilwillie 525 00:31:13,659 --> 00:31:14,926 Should happen to make contact— 526 00:31:14,928 --> 00:31:16,460 Father, please. 527 00:31:16,462 --> 00:31:18,429 All right. 528 00:31:18,431 --> 00:31:19,998 Thank you. 529 00:31:44,857 --> 00:31:47,191 Sorry to have kept you waiting. 530 00:31:47,193 --> 00:31:48,626 We're running a little behind. 531 00:31:48,628 --> 00:31:50,028 If you'd like to come through. 532 00:31:55,135 --> 00:31:56,467 Hmm... 533 00:31:56,469 --> 00:31:58,036 Another woman in the house. 534 00:31:58,038 --> 00:32:00,638 I'm not that stupid, molly. 535 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,307 Oh, hector, 536 00:32:02,309 --> 00:32:04,508 Peter o'sullivan asked me to tell you 537 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:06,844 That red rum has crossed 538 00:32:06,846 --> 00:32:09,347 The milling road. 539 00:32:46,386 --> 00:32:47,418 Molly, 540 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:49,587 I've just jumped beaches. 541 00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:50,688 First time round. 542 00:32:50,690 --> 00:32:52,190 Over and out. 543 00:32:52,192 --> 00:32:54,092 Very good. Over. 544 00:32:54,094 --> 00:32:56,160 Duncan. 545 00:32:56,162 --> 00:32:57,195 We're ready. 546 00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:02,033 - Aww. - Aww. 547 00:33:02,035 --> 00:33:04,068 Duncan, you're a vision 548 00:33:04,070 --> 00:33:05,936 In tweed. 549 00:33:05,938 --> 00:33:07,905 Good luck, son. 550 00:33:07,907 --> 00:33:09,507 Remember, walk tall, 551 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:11,242 And may the best man win. 552 00:33:11,244 --> 00:33:13,611 Thanks very much, golly. 553 00:33:13,613 --> 00:33:15,679 I appreciate that. 554 00:33:18,318 --> 00:33:19,884 Knock 'em dead, sweetheart. 555 00:33:19,886 --> 00:33:21,852 And remember, whatever happens, 556 00:33:21,854 --> 00:33:23,354 I'm proud of you. 557 00:33:31,864 --> 00:33:33,898 Molly, any news? 558 00:34:06,466 --> 00:34:08,899 Duncan, that tie... 559 00:34:08,901 --> 00:34:11,902 I didn't know you were a member of the old naval military. 560 00:34:11,904 --> 00:34:14,372 It's one of yours, father. 561 00:34:15,442 --> 00:34:16,507 Oh. 562 00:34:18,178 --> 00:34:19,677 Right, duncan. 563 00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:21,446 Perhaps you can tell us why you think 564 00:34:21,448 --> 00:34:23,381 You're the right candidate for this job. 565 00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:30,221 I've learned a lot... 566 00:34:30,223 --> 00:34:34,525 And now i'm ready to take on more responsibilities. 567 00:34:43,236 --> 00:34:45,869 Oh, for god's sake, life's too short. 568 00:34:52,345 --> 00:34:56,180 How do we preserve the balance 569 00:34:56,182 --> 00:34:59,183 Between providing access to all... 570 00:35:00,386 --> 00:35:04,054 Preserving the environment... 571 00:35:04,056 --> 00:35:06,190 And making the estate pay its way? 572 00:35:06,192 --> 00:35:08,292 That's the question. 573 00:35:08,294 --> 00:35:11,362 Or questions. 574 00:36:04,217 --> 00:36:06,250 Where is the stupid thing! 575 00:36:11,491 --> 00:36:14,492 This is a beautiful place, but it's time... 576 00:36:14,494 --> 00:36:17,795 That the ordinary folk got to enjoy it. 577 00:36:19,332 --> 00:36:20,798 Excellent, duncan, 578 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,333 Excellent. 579 00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:24,569 Right. Thanks very much. 580 00:36:24,571 --> 00:36:26,103 Ta. 581 00:36:29,676 --> 00:36:31,175 Well. 582 00:36:38,050 --> 00:36:40,184 - Well? - How did it go? 583 00:36:40,186 --> 00:36:43,053 It was just... Great! 584 00:36:43,055 --> 00:36:44,689 Aww... 585 00:36:54,033 --> 00:36:56,334 The history of my family 586 00:36:56,336 --> 00:36:58,102 Is intertwined with your family. 587 00:36:58,104 --> 00:37:00,471 There have been mackenzies here 588 00:37:00,473 --> 00:37:03,241 As long as there have been macdonalds, 589 00:37:03,243 --> 00:37:07,545 And the service which i am proud to provide 590 00:37:07,547 --> 00:37:09,513 Was given by my father before him, 591 00:37:09,515 --> 00:37:12,049 And his father before him 592 00:37:12,051 --> 00:37:14,184 And so on for five generations. 593 00:37:14,186 --> 00:37:16,687 Of course, i understand 594 00:37:16,689 --> 00:37:19,056 That the times, they are a-Changing. 595 00:37:19,058 --> 00:37:21,459 You might look at me and think, 596 00:37:21,461 --> 00:37:22,727 Good old golly... 597 00:37:23,829 --> 00:37:25,896 Nice chap, good at his job, but... 598 00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:30,268 You can't teach an old dog new tricks. 599 00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:32,136 Well, you'd be wrong. 600 00:37:32,138 --> 00:37:34,838 I might not have some fancy degrees 601 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,974 From some fancy university, but... 602 00:37:38,344 --> 00:37:40,478 I do have something other folk don't. 603 00:37:41,748 --> 00:37:43,046 Passion. 604 00:38:33,165 --> 00:38:35,700 Fergal, this is katrina findlay. 605 00:38:35,702 --> 00:38:38,302 - Hello. Again. - Hi. 606 00:38:38,304 --> 00:38:40,705 You've already met? 607 00:38:40,707 --> 00:38:43,073 Well... You could say that. 608 00:38:44,744 --> 00:38:47,244 Just a few days here tells you 609 00:38:47,246 --> 00:38:49,747 The glen has a quite staggering biodiversity. 610 00:38:49,749 --> 00:38:52,115 I think what we have to achieve is a means 611 00:38:52,117 --> 00:38:53,818 Of protecting and promoting it, 612 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:56,787 While also increasing visitors and income. 613 00:38:56,789 --> 00:38:58,422 But how would you do that? 614 00:38:58,424 --> 00:39:00,257 It's quite straightforward, really. 615 00:39:00,259 --> 00:39:02,159 You just encourage the people to go 616 00:39:02,161 --> 00:39:03,461 Where the diversity isn't, 617 00:39:03,463 --> 00:39:06,063 By means of tracks and signs throughout the estate. 618 00:39:06,065 --> 00:39:09,166 Actually, i've just finished a project to achieve the same objectives. 619 00:39:09,168 --> 00:39:10,368 Where was that? 620 00:39:11,437 --> 00:39:12,703 Botswana. 621 00:39:13,806 --> 00:39:16,073 I've always wanted to go there. 622 00:39:16,075 --> 00:39:17,541 Okavango delta. 623 00:39:17,543 --> 00:39:19,643 Oh, i loved it, you know. 624 00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:22,613 I mean, not just the place, but the people too. 625 00:39:22,615 --> 00:39:25,549 - It's brilliant. - I can imagine. 626 00:39:25,551 --> 00:39:27,317 Mm. Yeah. 627 00:39:27,319 --> 00:39:29,119 Sorry. 628 00:39:38,765 --> 00:39:41,164 Fergal, you've fantastic qualifications. 629 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,401 You've traveled and worked all over the world. 630 00:39:43,403 --> 00:39:45,669 Why would you want to come to glenbogle? 631 00:39:45,671 --> 00:39:48,171 I don't know. 632 00:39:48,173 --> 00:39:50,140 Maybe it's time to settle down, 633 00:39:50,142 --> 00:39:51,742 Put down some roots. 634 00:39:54,146 --> 00:39:55,379 Great. 635 00:39:55,381 --> 00:39:57,247 If you wouldn't mind waiting outside? 636 00:39:57,249 --> 00:39:59,116 - Sure. - I smell a rat. 637 00:39:59,118 --> 00:40:02,052 I don't believe all this flannel. You're hiding something. 638 00:40:02,054 --> 00:40:05,656 - Father, please! - No, it's all right, archie. 639 00:40:05,658 --> 00:40:07,991 Um... 640 00:40:07,993 --> 00:40:10,895 When i was in africa, my brother got ill, 641 00:40:10,897 --> 00:40:13,864 And i had to come back to help him. 642 00:40:13,866 --> 00:40:15,566 They took one of my kidneys out, 643 00:40:15,568 --> 00:40:17,501 And stuck it in him. 644 00:40:17,503 --> 00:40:19,303 Wow... 645 00:40:19,305 --> 00:40:21,672 Anyway, it's all worked out okay, 646 00:40:21,674 --> 00:40:24,775 But the doctors have asked me to hang around for a while, 647 00:40:24,777 --> 00:40:26,777 So... ( clears throat ) 648 00:40:26,779 --> 00:40:27,711 I need a job. 649 00:40:29,248 --> 00:40:31,949 I'm so sorry to disturb you, 650 00:40:31,951 --> 00:40:34,051 But the person concerned was insistent. 651 00:40:34,053 --> 00:40:35,986 Hector, i've been asked to tell you 652 00:40:35,988 --> 00:40:38,221 That the horse has unseated its jockey 653 00:40:38,223 --> 00:40:40,290 At the canal turn. 654 00:40:45,064 --> 00:40:46,997 I'm so sorry. 655 00:40:48,634 --> 00:40:50,367 Where is it? 656 00:40:50,369 --> 00:40:52,937 I don't know. I don't think that whiskey wants to be drunk! 657 00:40:52,939 --> 00:40:54,438 I told you— 658 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,074 If you ask me, the bally thing has got a mind of its own! 659 00:40:57,076 --> 00:40:58,776 Oh, don't be so ridiculous! 660 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,950 Yes! 661 00:41:17,897 --> 00:41:19,730 Oh, thanks, lex. 662 00:41:19,732 --> 00:41:20,998 So... 663 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,567 Ready for the big decision, eh? 664 00:41:23,569 --> 00:41:25,035 Let me guess. 665 00:41:25,037 --> 00:41:27,037 Hector'll go for golly... 666 00:41:28,908 --> 00:41:31,274 She'll go for fergal... 667 00:41:32,344 --> 00:41:34,311 So you'll hold the casting vote. 668 00:41:35,715 --> 00:41:37,915 You need the tope, arch. 669 00:41:57,169 --> 00:42:00,971 Molly on radio: kilwillie... 670 00:42:09,314 --> 00:42:11,749 Yes, molly? Over. 671 00:42:11,751 --> 00:42:14,217 Are you looking for these? 672 00:42:20,359 --> 00:42:23,460 Oh. Molly, 673 00:42:23,462 --> 00:42:25,829 Give them back, please! 674 00:42:25,831 --> 00:42:28,098 Come on now. Be a good girl. 675 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,968 Molly, as you know, i am not a man of violence, 676 00:42:30,970 --> 00:42:33,070 But i must have those keys! 677 00:42:34,607 --> 00:42:35,773 Molly! 678 00:42:40,579 --> 00:42:43,180 Promote from within. 679 00:42:43,182 --> 00:42:45,482 Disastrous for morale to do otherwise. 680 00:42:45,484 --> 00:42:47,417 Yes, but who? Golly or duncan? 681 00:42:47,419 --> 00:42:48,586 Golly, of course! 682 00:42:48,588 --> 00:42:51,221 I must confess duncan surprised me. 683 00:42:51,223 --> 00:42:53,891 I often cursed the boy, but he seems to have hidden depths. 684 00:42:53,893 --> 00:42:55,926 But let's face it, he's far too young. 685 00:42:55,928 --> 00:42:57,895 Yeah, duncan impressed me too, 686 00:42:57,897 --> 00:42:59,697 But he doesn't hold a candle to fergal 687 00:42:59,699 --> 00:43:01,732 In terms of experience and expertise. 688 00:43:01,734 --> 00:43:02,933 And what about golly? 689 00:43:02,935 --> 00:43:04,868 Golly is a fantastic asset, 690 00:43:04,870 --> 00:43:07,270 But is he right for this job? 691 00:43:07,272 --> 00:43:10,007 Surely it's better to have them all working for you. 692 00:43:10,009 --> 00:43:12,876 After all, fergal has perfect qualifications. 693 00:43:12,878 --> 00:43:15,713 I think we should grab him with both hands. 694 00:43:15,715 --> 00:43:17,581 Most apt. 695 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:18,849 What? 696 00:43:18,851 --> 00:43:20,818 Well, you're sure you're not backing him 697 00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:24,688 Because of his... Other qualifications? 698 00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:27,557 Right. I go for golly, she goes for fergal. 699 00:43:27,559 --> 00:43:29,593 It's up to you, archie. 700 00:43:29,595 --> 00:43:31,394 What are you gonna do? 701 00:43:35,901 --> 00:43:39,236 Fergal, would you join us again, please? 702 00:43:39,238 --> 00:43:41,805 Golly, duncan, i'd like to talk to you 703 00:43:41,807 --> 00:43:44,675 In a couple of minutes, if that's okay. 704 00:43:45,845 --> 00:43:48,112 Laddie... Wait. 705 00:44:10,803 --> 00:44:13,570 Duncan... Look, i'm sorry. 706 00:44:13,572 --> 00:44:14,905 Stupid! 707 00:44:14,907 --> 00:44:16,640 That's our duncan. 708 00:44:16,642 --> 00:44:18,809 As if you'd ever give that kind of job to me. 709 00:44:18,811 --> 00:44:20,410 - Listen— - Stupid! 710 00:44:21,981 --> 00:44:25,182 But it doesn't mean i don't have dreams, you know. 711 00:44:25,184 --> 00:44:26,950 Things i want to do with my life. 712 00:44:29,421 --> 00:44:32,222 Duncan, how would you like to be fergal's deputy? 713 00:44:36,128 --> 00:44:38,495 Look, i'm sorry. I really thought 714 00:44:38,497 --> 00:44:40,363 Fergal was the best man for the job. 715 00:44:40,365 --> 00:44:41,865 Obviously. 716 00:44:41,867 --> 00:44:44,134 Not content with that, you gave him duncan. 717 00:44:45,204 --> 00:44:47,171 Golly, i want to say to you 718 00:44:47,173 --> 00:44:49,873 That there is no one around here more valuable to me 719 00:44:49,875 --> 00:44:50,874 Than you— 720 00:44:50,876 --> 00:44:53,210 Professionally and personally. 721 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:55,412 Actions speak louder than words, sir. 722 00:44:57,449 --> 00:45:00,984 Archie, i'm just gonna show katrina the otter hole i found. 723 00:45:00,986 --> 00:45:01,985 All right. Good. 724 00:45:01,987 --> 00:45:02,986 See you later, arch. 725 00:45:02,988 --> 00:45:04,554 See ya. 726 00:45:04,556 --> 00:45:06,556 You know... Thanks again. 727 00:45:06,558 --> 00:45:08,525 I think i'm really gonna love it here. 728 00:45:08,527 --> 00:45:11,195 I'm sure you will. You'll do a great job. 729 00:45:13,199 --> 00:45:16,333 Katrina... Wait up. 730 00:45:16,335 --> 00:45:18,535 So, have you ever seen an otter before? 731 00:45:18,537 --> 00:45:19,469 Oh, yes. 732 00:45:28,214 --> 00:45:30,848 Well? 733 00:45:30,850 --> 00:45:34,051 Some might say you're the biggest fool in scotland. 734 00:45:35,387 --> 00:45:37,621 Not me. 735 00:45:37,623 --> 00:45:39,689 What you did today took guts. 736 00:45:39,691 --> 00:45:42,126 Integrity. 737 00:45:42,128 --> 00:45:44,795 You've gone a long way up in my estimation. 738 00:45:46,265 --> 00:45:48,632 If that's any comfort. 739 00:45:48,634 --> 00:45:50,200 Thanks, lex. 740 00:45:58,310 --> 00:45:59,542 Come on. 741 00:46:11,323 --> 00:46:13,323 What are you doing? 742 00:46:13,325 --> 00:46:16,260 We are just taking your whiskey for a walk, archie. 743 00:46:16,262 --> 00:46:17,360 Aren't we, kilwillie? 744 00:46:17,362 --> 00:46:18,728 Kilwillie! 745 00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:21,498 I'm sorry, old man. She cut me off at the pass. 746 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,566 Molly, you had no right! 747 00:46:23,568 --> 00:46:25,869 Kilwillie and i have made a little deal, haven't we? 748 00:46:25,871 --> 00:46:28,705 A deal? Kilwillie, i was once told 749 00:46:28,707 --> 00:46:31,008 That when you were a tubby little tyke at eton, 750 00:46:31,010 --> 00:46:32,709 You used to cheat at conkers. 751 00:46:32,711 --> 00:46:34,711 I didn't believe it, until now! 752 00:46:34,713 --> 00:46:37,281 The last lagganmore peculiar to come up for auction 753 00:46:37,283 --> 00:46:39,116 Went for £600 a bottle! 754 00:46:39,118 --> 00:46:40,984 This cask will fill 20 bottles, 755 00:46:40,986 --> 00:46:43,921 And i will give you 15 grand, 756 00:46:43,923 --> 00:46:45,555 Plus one bottle back. 757 00:46:45,557 --> 00:46:47,124 What, for father? 758 00:46:47,126 --> 00:46:48,625 No. 759 00:46:48,627 --> 00:46:50,294 For your firstborn, archie. 760 00:46:51,363 --> 00:46:53,130 My little stipulation. 761 00:46:57,469 --> 00:46:59,903 Archie, i've brought the check. 762 00:46:59,905 --> 00:47:01,538 Excellent. 763 00:47:01,540 --> 00:47:04,674 This should just cover fergal's salary for the first year. 764 00:47:04,676 --> 00:47:05,909 How marvelous. 765 00:47:08,881 --> 00:47:10,047 Thank you. 766 00:47:10,049 --> 00:47:12,216 Ha ha ha! 767 00:47:12,218 --> 00:47:14,084 Oh, what a day! I need a drink. 768 00:47:14,086 --> 00:47:15,953 It's almost teatime. 769 00:47:15,955 --> 00:47:17,754 No, no, mother, a proper drink. 770 00:47:17,756 --> 00:47:19,823 A legendary drink. 771 00:47:19,825 --> 00:47:21,859 A drink to ward off evil spirits 772 00:47:21,861 --> 00:47:23,360 And ungenerous thoughts and... 773 00:47:23,362 --> 00:47:24,728 General unhappiness. 774 00:47:24,730 --> 00:47:26,596 Ooh... What a very good idea! 775 00:47:26,598 --> 00:47:28,298 Archie... You don't mean... 776 00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:30,901 What do you say, kilwillie? 777 00:47:32,905 --> 00:47:34,171 Oh, why not? 778 00:47:34,173 --> 00:47:35,405 Come on. 779 00:47:35,407 --> 00:47:37,407 Let's all get as squiffy 780 00:47:37,409 --> 00:47:39,009 As 40 billy goats! 781 00:47:39,011 --> 00:47:41,644 A frabjous day at last! 782 00:47:44,149 --> 00:47:46,884 Well... Magical moment. 783 00:47:46,886 --> 00:47:48,651 To your firstborn, archie. 784 00:47:48,653 --> 00:47:49,987 And don't hang about. 785 00:47:49,989 --> 00:47:52,289 The way things are going, i wouldn't hold your breath. 786 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,290 Slainte. 787 00:47:53,292 --> 00:47:54,224 Slainte. 788 00:48:01,433 --> 00:48:02,532 Mmm. 789 00:48:08,774 --> 00:48:10,774 It's gone off. 790 00:48:12,044 --> 00:48:14,844 Tough luck, old man. It's gone off! 791 00:48:14,846 --> 00:48:16,646 Ha ha ha!